Look at the size of those spikes!

Merchandise order form included in Mötley Crüe's Shout at the Devil album, 1983. Are we expected to believe that places like this actually exist? What are the practical applications of spikes that large? Also, look at those heels!

Discovery

Merchandise order form from ELO's 1979 album Discovery.

Stenso lettering card package.

It's a little ripped up, but look how excited that boy is about lettering! I'll put a scan of the Stenso lettering card itself up here soon. You know you can't wait!

Greetings from Cherry Hill, S.C.

I'm pretty sure I bought this postcard at the Gay Dolphin.

Budget Host

I don't know where this hotel is, or where I got this postcard. I am going to assume that Devlin gave it to me. Look at that banquet hall!

Quality LCD Quartz Watch

The interior of the Unisonic Dukes of Hazzard watch box, including the watch itself.

Horrendous Crash...

The front of a box for a Unisonic Dukes of Hazzard digital watch. I cannot remember if this watch plays "Dixie" or not, but it totally should. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that it does not. A scan of the contents of this box is forthcoming.